Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel November 23, 2015
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Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 March 14, 2017
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Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
by Sputnik the Traveler January 23, 2016
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surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound
surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨
by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021
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clipboard surfer

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."
by geezitron November 13, 2009
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Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
by Father Figure 69 August 26, 2022
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Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.
by Jxck M. July 30, 2020
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