Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.

DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.

by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010

Squiff

a queef involving a spewed cream pie

She squiffed and it felt good

by Deviva November 19, 2007

squirmy

when you hold a girl down and shoot skeet on her somewhere you know she dont like!(the hair,face etc..)

last night i held marcy down and gave her a squirmy. i blew nut all in her hair!

by cereo November 15, 2006

squirly

When you're really drunk or hungover. It's just a feeling, ya know?

I'm going to lay low tonight. I've been feeling squirly all day and can't shake it.

Scenario: At a bar.

Discussion: I gotta get the fuck outta here.

by KMYERS September 7, 2009

Billy Squire

1. a slang phrase used when talking about male masturbation, due to the singer "Billy Squire" having wrote the song "The Stroke".
2. a code word used during the Annual "40 Days/40 Nights Competition" at Turpin,OK that stands for having lost the bet by having jerked it.

"Dude, Kurtis pulled a Billy Squire after the first day of the competition...sad, sad man."

by Chanman32 February 14, 2008

squir

a gay person that acts like a squirel fucker;squirel bastard; gay squirel

Matthew Ambler is a squir.

by curt shulyz March 24, 2003

Squidface

Any such creature, character, animal, or etc which has a face or snout which splits into multiple pieces or seperates in multiple places in such a way as to resemble the tentacles of a squid. This is often used as a derogatory remark and is offensive in many ways.

Spartan 1: "Hey dude, see that Elite over there?"
Spartan 2: "Yeah, I hate those squidfaced bastards."
Spartan 1: "Tell me about it, fuckers..."

by TheRandomDoctorZed March 8, 2011