Springboard

The act of developing an erection so rapidly that the penis itself gyrates violently and audibly, like a spring board shortly after being used.

"Hey man, did you see the newest Transformers movie?"
"Sure did! Megan Fox gave me the best springboard!"

by foxwell adams January 6, 2010

spring chicken

A young person. Usually refers to boys or young men.

Your little brother is a spring chicken.

by datawar August 12, 2005

spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

spride

verb: running at a speed faster than a stride, but at the same time running at a speed that is slower than a sprint.

Athlete: “Coach, you want us to sprint this lap all out or are we just working on our stride?”

Coach: “Let’s not just stride it, but lets not over do it either… I want you to ‘spride’ this one.”

by shinsplint February 21, 2011

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

Spix's macaw

was used to mess with Singapore's 2018 Secondary Four cohort during their GCE Ordinary Level Listening Comprehension.

Can you actually pronounce "Spix's macaw" properly?

by SG Transit Evolution October 27, 2018

the rite of spring

A ballet written placed in pagan Russia, during a tribe's Spring Sacrifice ritual. Composed by Igor Stravinsky in 1913, original choreography by Vaslav Nijinsky. It has two acts, Adoration of the Earth, and The Sacrifice.

But the cool thing is that this, this fucking literally caused a fucking riot in its opening night. The police had to be called, because it was so loud the dancers couldn't hear the music. People got punched in the face because this piece was so weird and dissonant. Then, a year later everyone loved it and it is often dubbed the turning point of modern music.

-Man, I really like the Rite of Spring.
-Are you insane? That piece doesn't even any sense.

by ShedoubleEran April 20, 2018