green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

splashaphonia

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

by orientxp June 3, 2010

splackavellie

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha

Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.

by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005

splash bash

A fraternity party that occurs for several hours, then at midnight, all party-goers throw about water bottles filled with paint.

I just went to splash bash at AEPi and my clothes got so messed up with paint it was the best night of my life.

by john evanson September 18, 2008

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

splayed

For a female to spread her legs to welcome a sexual advance. Short for "displayed".

Janet was splayed and ready for sex.

by Randeyeman August 24, 2010

splash out

Spending money like a balla.

"I like this watch, but it's so expensive."
"so? splash out."
"naw."
"seriously, splash out, balla."
"ok." pulls out wallet.

by Jessica C. December 29, 2004