by uhdbuysjgdwq8igduhwiqd December 12, 2021

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018

by JebronLames123 February 11, 2020

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
by HandHelper January 7, 2016

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.
Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.
The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.
The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018
