Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
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To outdo. To go one step further.
When engaged in a tit-for-tat exchange of practical jokes with a person, to soze is to do the one thing that the other person would not do.
From the name Keyser Soze, from the film "The Usual Suspects".
To outdo. To go one step further.
When engaged in a tit-for-tat exchange of practical jokes with a person, to soze is to do the one thing that the other person would not do.
From the name Keyser Soze, from the film "The Usual Suspects".
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