soccer

Soccer is the world's most popular sport, and for good reason. Soccer actually requires physical skill and mental toughness. Unlike lame US sports like football, baseball, or nascar (nascar for fuck's sake), soccer players are required to put in some effort.

Football players rest every single goddamn play. Baseball players stand in a field for hours playing with themselves. Nascar isn't even a sport--it's driving a car in a fucking circle 500 times.

For those who say soccer is a pussy sport, stop being ignorant. Football seems tough but with all those pads it's pointless. It's just a pussified version of rugby. Wow America sure screws up good sports.

Soccer is better than football because it takes actual talent.

Soccer girls are hot.

American football is retarded because they never use their feet except for kickers/punters. Call it throwball/runball/carryball/idiotball, just not football.

by nation February 18, 2006

soccer

Sport that all the sexy men play.
Guys with great, muscular legs! Yummy!

Man, he plays soccer, what a hottie!!

by soccer July 15, 2003

soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.

Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.

by Anonymous July 18, 2004

soccer world cup

Something that you don't see very often.
just every 4 years

that bitch is like the world cup.

by !important April 12, 2003

soccernate

to pretend to have sexual intercourse with Salad Fingers

Betty: What did you do last night?
Phylis: I soccernated at your parent's house with your cat.

by George Sand April 18, 2008

soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

soccerfication

The transition of an object from it's original form, to something more reminiscent of an object related to soccer.

Many NBA fans are against the soccerfication of basketball uniforms; e.g. advertisements on uniforms, sleeves on uniforms, etc.

by UGottaLovItBaby April 26, 2014