Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

Sinaloan Sludge Siphon

When you have anal intercourse with a Mexican prostitute and then proceed to ejaculate her fecal matter into another Mexican prostitute's mouth.

Dude those two fat chicks from the bar last night were freaky as hell, had me do something call the "Sinaloan Sludge Siphon." It was some ghastly shit man...

by papaRobC July 10, 2022

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

sludge

1. Solid waste that is trucked out of sewage treatment plants and delivered to farms as fertilizer.

2. diarrhea.

Who left a load of sludge in the crapper and forgot to flush?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smurgeon

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008