Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

smileable

It's good to smile at people when you see them in the street. But, not everyone is deserving of a smile. Some people are mean and nasty and really don't deserve to be smiled at.

If someones smileable, you consider them worthy of your smile, and are willing to offer up a free smile, just to be nice.

Note: Not to be mistaken for 'Smileability'

Did you see that guy? He was totally smileable! I'd smile for him any time. What an awesome dude.

Wow! She's really smileable, she's just so nice. I could smile at her all day long :-)

by SmilingBear January 2, 2012

sailors dream

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream

by leviticus October 26, 2013

shiloko

Shiloko is an African term for whore; especially one who uses treachery and deceit to get what she wants.

There are so many Shilokos up in here!

Dude don't touch her, she's a total Shiloko you might catch something!

by DeezHoesNeverLearn February 21, 2015

Smilch

A noun describing someone who's less than or weak

That man is a SMILCH dress like a smilch

by ricorock2048 November 10, 2018

smido

A Finnish person that is clumsy.

Person 1: He's such a smido
Person 2: Are you talking about Pikko?

by Shojou November 13, 2018