Saugerties

A place where mostly everyone in the town (unless your a scumbag or a hick) will admit to Woodstock and Kingston being better. Many are jealous of schools like Onteora and Kingston because they have a wider range of people who come from other places besides FUCKIN' SAUGERTIES. Everyone seems completely isolated from echother at the highschool. Smoking weed (which is completely accepted in Woodstock by stereotypes of all kinds) is seen as a scumbag activity due to the botards who are always near the trail

Myself: "Look at that nasty chick with the hoop earings rocking an ICP shirt. Why can't Saugerties have decent girls?"

Friend from Saugerties: "I have no idea dude, i'm ready to get the fuck out of here in about 2 years. Goddamn trailer trash"

Myself: "I wish i could walk through Saugerties without looking at a botard posted up at every corner. Don't these kids have better shit to do or is doing bad dye jobs and smoking Marlboros there life?"

Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock: "Wow dude your school is already having dope parties in 10th grade with cools who are actually decent human beings? How was the one last night?"

Friend: "It was sick, like 40 people from my school went. Definately a good night"

Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock "Damn man, at SHS your lucky to find 3 people partying together"

by soulsofmischief93 July 29, 2009

Slaughter

When a brother & sister have incest sex & produce a baby, it is of the son's sperm from the family & the daughter's ovaries that made the slaughter (son of family having sex with the daughter of family equals slaughter regardless of the sex of the child, they are considered a slaughter) (son+daughter=slaughter)

Akhenaten (King Tut's father) & The Young Lady (King Tut's mother) were in fact, siblings, (brother & sister)(son & daughter), that had incest sex & were burdened with King Tut (the byproduct of the son & daughter in their royal family from incest, therefore King Tut was the Slaughter of his royal family.)

by My defintions not yours June 14, 2020

saugutuck trainwreck

A penis that breaks when it encounters testicles stuffed into an anus. See also saugutuck and trainwreck.

I met up with a trucker in a restroom but when I tried to push it in my dick accordianed in a saugutuck trainwreck.

by dirtybeard November 26, 2009

Slaughterhouse

Action verb
An act of masturbation where a man cums all over the inside of his blanket than continues to fall asleep whilst covered in jizz

Man, last night I was so lazy that I decided to slaughterhouse it.

by Peypeyhall October 24, 2017

Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse

What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.

Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.

by The Ugly Barnacle April 6, 2015

drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

man behind the slaughter

who is that man anyways? and who is slaugther?

who is that man behind the slaughter?
man: what im doing here???
slaughter: who am i???

by riganman!@# April 30, 2020