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saugutuck trainwreck

A penis that breaks when it encounters testicles stuffed into an anus. See also saugutuck and trainwreck.

I met up with a trucker in a restroom but when I tried to push it in my dick accordianed in a saugutuck trainwreck.

by dirtybeard November 26, 2009

trainwreck

a broken penis caused by interference with an object or excessive friction similar to railway cars that fold when they run into a car. a trainwreck can occur when a penis runs into a dry vagina or anus or foreign object inserted into either of the aformentioned orifices.

dude, bob's in the hospital with a trainwrecked dick!

by dirtybeard August 25, 2009