A penis that breaks when it encounters testicles stuffed into an anus. See also saugutuck and trainwreck.
I met up with a trucker in a restroom but when I tried to push it in my dick accordianed in a saugutuck trainwreck.
by dirtybeard November 27, 2009
a broken penis caused by interference with an object or excessive friction similar to railway cars that fold when they run into a car. a trainwreck can occur when a penis runs into a dry vagina or anus or foreign object inserted into either of the aformentioned orifices.
by dirtybeard August 25, 2009