SIMA

Sima is absolutely astoundingly beautiful and gorgeous , generous ,kind,Creative, attractive, fashionable and so sweet.
She looks even more beautiful without makeup because She has the most beautiful smile and style and great communication skills.
She is so smart , such a great boss.
Her work is very impressive.
She is an amazing team leader, her positive attitude in the workplace is contagious.

Wow SIMA is perfect

by Dr.Peter April 13, 2020

Virtue Signalling

What celebrities, politicians and companies do when they are trying to be politically woke.

Nobody:
J. K. Rowling: Btw, Dumbledore was in a passionate gay relationship.
Everyone: Uh, ok... Where is that in the books and movies?
J. K. Rowling: Nowhere, i just made it so.
Everyone: Why are you saying this only now? Back in 2007 (when the last Harry Potter book came out) only one state had gay marriage legalized. Don't you think the LGBTQ community would have liked your support more back then?
J. K. Rowling: ...
Everyone: ...
J. K. Rowling: Well... but now he is SUPER gay.
Everyone, to each other: man, virtue signalling like this is just so pretentious.
J. K. Rowling: Also, have you heard about Hermione?
Everyone: please stop.

by german_latino May 7, 2020

Angry Smoke Signal

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.

Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.

by R3825 November 13, 2007

simadownnow

shut the hell up

you better simadownnow.

by simba June 30, 2003

Signature Schneider

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.

After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider

by Mike Douglar November 25, 2007

signature

dem tings you scribble at the end of the page to let the damn world know who the fuck you are

Her: Please put your signature here *indicates*
Me: Aight fam, you ain't buff tho

by yayayoyo January 24, 2015

simaf

The sweetest girl you’ll ever know. Such a cutie

Have you ever talked to Simaf? She is so lovely!

by technicallythetruth December 16, 2019