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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi
by #Fresnoswag November 1, 2011
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Shower Seltzer

The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
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Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
by Sircheesus June 3, 2021
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Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It
Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023
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Golden Shower

Lover #1 HONEY I’m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear
by whts_Nx February 5, 2020
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Shower Hawk

An inmate in prison who waits for another inmate to put himself in a compromising position in the shower room and then swoops in like a hawk to rape his unsuspecting prey.
I'm going to have to shank that shower hawk if he showers near me today.
by MikeZilla December 8, 2005
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