Scotting

a guy masturbating

My soon to be ex-boyfriend was scotting while he was looking out the window at the neighbour sunbathing.

by Raymond King November 15, 2007

Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

scottish

Proud nation who generally like to hate the English and hold onto past events- easily influenced by Mel Gibson films.

Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day.
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*

by Jasonm77 April 3, 2007

scottish

The Scottish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) English culture, the Flemish culture and this one.

Scottish, the language, rules!

by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005

scrotation

1. Scrotation, comes from scrotum & rotation. Refering to a "rotation" while scratching ones nutsack. Example: at a job, (i.e. workshift), also commonly used amongst Vanier Lifeguards when changing guarding positions.

1. Scrotation! ... SCROTATION!!! ... GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!

2. I scrotated the tires on my Lada yesterday, what a job.

by Big Toker April 14, 2003

Scottie

Adj: small vibrant male, homosexual interested in strong dominate males, nationally known skin flute performer. Struggles with snapping his own fingers.

Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie

I walked down the street and saw a Scottie in the dark alley way performing his favorite instrument.

by Scottiegillie August 25, 2017