Schumann

Pwhen you sleep on the top bunk with a kitty cat and try to be a coke dea,we. Then you become a coke dealer and get caught you snitch out Everyone involved. Then the dealers come looking. For you you....h nice you have became “Schumann”

Yo I didn’t have enough money so I’ll just pull a Schumann

by Cinnaminsonbullies June 11, 2018

Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 2, 2018

Schmumble head

A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart

1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!

2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles

by Schlodderr March 3, 2018

schaumi

Hot Guy.

Hey schaumi u hot guy.

by Ibims March 8, 2018

schramm’d

When you get someone’s hopes up and then no show at the last minute.

Jess: “Wanna grab a beer and chill at the bar? 2 hours!”
Shawna: “Yeah girl! So down. Meet you there!”
Jess 2 hours later: “ Where you at? I got a round waiting”
Shawna: “Ooooooh girl!!!! Got slammed at work and I’m fucking exhausted! Just got in Jammies. Can’t make it. Maybe next time. Love you bitch!”

Jess: “ Damn lady! How many times am I gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”

by Pearl321 May 10, 2018

Schrubert

A schrubert is a sexy ass dude
Who always like to schrub schrub

Schrubert yeahhh

by Schrubert69 March 10, 2018

Schlumpra

Schlumpra is an old latin word for shit. But not any kind of shit, like Schlumbrini, the explorer of the latin ass said, no it wasn't common. The Schlumpra was a liquid!

As he was the first to explore the new way of shitting he named it after himself: Schlumpra.
You use it to calm someone down but in the same sentence also offend him.

Melvin: F*ck you! I will kill you!!
Luke: Chill!! I will put the Schlumpra back in your ass!

by I will di helfen November 18, 2018