school

just a cheap babysitter. a boring place you go to waste your timee!! just made to make kids miserable. and stress about homework. waste of tax money. the only good thing about school is your friends.

i hate school

by mr.crabs December 23, 2009

school

1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine.

2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.

The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.

-Ivan Illich

by itsacorporatething March 24, 2007

school

a place where you can't call your teacher an asshole

kid:Your an asshole
teacher: school office now

by bob simpson 6962356 February 24, 2009

School

A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey ted "guess what I hate school!" "eh everyone does"

by jag2787 May 21, 2008

School

Don't go there.They want to rot your brain out....trust me you haven't learned anything there and you never will.Don't send your kids there.Don't think that they can help you.They hate you and get paid for it.

if you want a example read the other School definitions here.

by Heavyoak September 17, 2008

School

Dictionary Definition-a building where young people receive education;

True Defention: the Place where you suffer for 12 years of your life. im sure you know it where you learn for 6 1/2 hours and then they give you homework possibly the worst place in the world.

son: mum can i stay at home today

mum: why?

son: school is depresing and stupid

Mum: I know i used to go the for 15 years

son: wat

Mum: nothing

by Mr.uber1337ww August 8, 2009

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011