school

1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine.

2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.

The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.

-Ivan Illich

by itsacorporatething March 21, 2007

school

a place where you can't call your teacher an asshole

kid:Your an asshole
teacher: school office now

by bob simpson 6962356 February 23, 2009

School

1. Prison for Minors.

West Holt Penitentiary....Uh, I mean High School

by Speckdahl18 December 16, 2010

School

It’s a hell that most people stay in for 17 years

Schools is pain. Kill me now

by life is pain enjoyer March 21, 2023

School

A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey ted "guess what I hate school!" "eh everyone does"

by jag2787 May 21, 2008

School

Six

Cruel

Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Everybody hates school.

by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 14, 2011