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schmuck

Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)
by Spike rules June 11, 2006
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Schlicken

Creating an unwanted situation or problem.
The driver created a problem so he could return early.

Why did numb nuts come back early? He's Schlicken.
by Tomtom123 July 31, 2017
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schlacker

A girl who sucks dick like a porn star, shes 5’5 and will look you in the eyes while she deepthroats your dick. She has some nice ass titties. N she rides dick like a pro
tod: yeo bro you seen SCHLACKER.
daquan: hell yea im trying to have her give me a piece of that SCHLACKER
by gubghjbh January 26, 2019
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Schmuck

Rabbi Schmeigel sure schmucked the foreskin off that penis
by jesusincincy February 16, 2021
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Tom DeLay

A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.

Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal

This is Democracy in action
Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush
by harry cannoli May 13, 2005
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Schmuck

Whatever the hell you want it to be. Really... anything...
You: You, my fine sir, are a schmuck.

Friend: What the hell is a schmuck?

You: I'm not sure yet.
by Dr. Meowings April 1, 2010
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metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
by Dustin April 10, 2005
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