Thirst Responder

A man who will reliably and appropriately respond to a tastefully thirsty snapchat and/or text when a lady is in the mood for positive attention.

She was feelin' herself, so she snapped a thirst responder for some male validation.

by merbb September 9, 2020

plz respond im bored

yo so who ever is reading this i have an idea so right now after u read this respond with a word and ill try and vote it because im trying to have a whole ass conversation with some random person online thx

plz respond im bored

by grape bleach December 15, 2020

Wendy’s Twitter responses

Person: hey @Wendy’s what should I get from McDonald’s

Wendy: a map to Wendy’s

I love Wendy’s twitter responses

by Your hande January 12, 2019

Cookie cutter response

Made by the billions. No good information. Makes few happy. Great way to start an altercation or adverse reaction.

Now that's a cookie cutter response.

by Colorado Kid 78 February 26, 2021

resconnect

A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it to rot for another five years.

Lets work on ResConnect and not get anything done.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

First Responder

A first responder is an induvidual who has completed a USDOT approved 40-hour course. Similar in training to an Emergency Medical Technician-Basic (EMT-B), first responders are capable of providing basic emergency medical care such as cardio-pulmonary resuscitation (CPR), automatic defibrillation, bleeding control, splinting, and assisting with childbirth.

The people who most commonly become first responders are firefighters, law enforcement officers, lifeguards, camp counselors, school staff, industrial workers, and any other person who may be the first to come in contact with a medical emergency.

While employed at the automtive plant, Mike witnessed a machinery accident, in which a co-woker became seriously injured. With his first responder training, Mike was able to stop the bleeding until the paramedics arrived.

With her first responder training, Brooke saved a drowning victim at the local pool.

by DeSoto September 7, 2009

position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.

I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008