Lag Race

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.

I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.

by Moonpie225 March 14, 2012

gourmet race

The act of running a marathon while devouring large amounts of food.

A mimigame in Kirby.

Man: Let's run a gourmet race!

Man 2: No way man you always beat me.

Man: TELL NO ONE!!!

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

Bootyhole Racecar

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Hey i'm -1 years old and i just came out of my moms big booty. my body is aching and i have rope burn when i came out of her butt. i'm lookin for sum fuk and also a nice, boLD, big cok. I also like playing skat porn simulators, suicide hotline, and gay rambioli. I'm pretty desperate to suk a tiddy right now but still why would i want someone's smelly vag when i can eat man ass instead, i got bored of being straight because i realized i could fucking rape someone with the slab of meat between my legs. So i really like masturbating to paintings of Hitler's mustache laced in semen. I also have a kink shaming fetish specifically for the big hit movie boss baby. Hit me UP BITCH i'm a hit with the local fat blak men in my area pls help they want to eat my ass im scared. They are probably mad at me for accidently shoving a chicken wing up Tyrone's ass but besides that i'm a really nice guy with a lot of potential to eat ass... MAN ASS... I'm always looking for that special glittered dildo i accidently glued to a gorillas ass cheek at the zoo.\

" NIGG3RZ R GAY BEITCH" "EaT Mi BootyHole Racecar BEEEEEITCH BEfoRe I eAt Yo ASth HOeL" MEanIng SoMe BoDy DOesNT wANT Yo BLAK AZZ So FuK Off

by Man200 May 29, 2018

The Racer's Edge Award

A made up Bullshit in Award in Proud Family Season 1 Episode 17. You say you got this award to make your parents proud of you even though the award doesn't exist.

Son/Daughter: I just got the Racer's Edge award at school also can I have 5 bucks?
Mom/Dad: Certainly!!! I can't believe you got a award for school.

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

Mainframe Master Race

A hypothetical step above PC master race. To have and run instead of a personal computer but a whole mainframe for say a company, school system, lab, university, clandestine group, pony fan art site etc.. Can be used as a complement for computer admins. Or a pejorative to make fun of the nature of PC elitists trying to build bigger computers.

Console peasant: what's your favorite game?
Ancient System administrator neck beard: Star trek.
Console peasant: Is that for ps3.

Ancient System administrator neck beard: No young one, it was on a SDS Sigma 7, in days of Glorious Mainframe Master Race Gaming. You even played it with print outs.......

by OldBear caslte June 2, 2016

Autobahn Drag Race

When two people race to lick a man from the bottom of his ballsack to the top of his ass crack.

Katie and Hector were neck and neck for most of that Autobahn Drag Race.

by TheHoagie July 2, 2016