Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019

primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.

Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"

by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007

1 priest 1 nun

A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.

Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.

Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.

Guy 2: Ya it was.

by shocked3490 June 20, 2010

primark

a cheapo british shop full of pushchairs, queues and angry people demanding refunds for '1 pound 50'. There aren't enough changing rooms and there are always clothes on the floor. The staff never look happy but i don't blame them!

ahhhhhh man, my 2 quid primark shirt just shrank in the wash

by heyheyaz May 1, 2006

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Souljah Priests

hands down the rawest music to ever come out of florida. the illest and realest.

1. Souljah Priests are youre God.
2. I listened to that new Souljah Priests album and my brain fell out of my skull!

by Charnel House Souljah August 14, 2008

holy priest

A version of the World of Warcraft priest class based on talent build.

Synonyms:

1. Free HK in Battlegrounds
2. Inferior Paladin
3. Pin Cushion
4. PvP speed bump
5. Warrior Fodder

Warrior: HAHA 2-shotted that holy priest with my easy-to-get crafted ax.

"ROFL! that holy priest tried to pvp against me 1v1 and I OWNED him."

by angrypriest April 26, 2007