A Phone call-
George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?
Steve: 10.
George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.
Steve: You going to be ready though, right?
George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.
Steve: Nice, what is it called?
George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".
Steve: Who's in it?
George: Russell crowe.
Steve: What's it about?
George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.
George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?
Steve: 10.
George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.
Steve: You going to be ready though, right?
George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.
Steve: Nice, what is it called?
George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".
Steve: Who's in it?
George: Russell crowe.
Steve: What's it about?
George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.
by NeonFlame126 February 28, 2009
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Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
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You obviously only hear music and don't listen to it. If you all would listen closely, he says "we are not the same I am a Martian".
In the movie E.T., the main character is a lost alien, who needs to "phone home" to be rescued. Weezy is simply referencing this Hollywood classic while simultaneously proving how we are not the same as him because he is an alien. WHATS UP
You obviously only hear music and don't listen to it. If you all would listen closely, he says "we are not the same I am a Martian".
In the movie E.T., the main character is a lost alien, who needs to "phone home" to be rescued. Weezy is simply referencing this Hollywood classic while simultaneously proving how we are not the same as him because he is an alien. WHATS UP
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