Fap patrol

(n) To burst in to anothers room, unannounced, and yell outloud such lines as "FAP PATROL", or "PUT YO' DICK AWAY". When successful, and awkward situation occurs.

My buddy busted into my room and fap patrol'd me successfully, we did not talk for an hour.

by WARBARLARBL September 26, 2009

Patrol

A great 4wd that has stronger running gear and more capability then a Toyota Land Cruiser. At a fraction of the cost of a Land cruiser and doesnt require a inflated ego or a blind pledge of allegiance to the Brand cult Toyota to drive. Pre-hostoric engineering big price tags and under powered engines to help keep their reliability claims seem some what real. If your lucky the dealerahip wont charge for airconditioning.

Dave bought a 2017 crusier and it came with 1x cup holder for $80,0000 he couldnt afford the bull bar or tow pack though. He also blew a diff and got towed by a old patrol that went futher.

by Sk3ptikal August 30, 2017

Nissan patrol

Commonly owned by men, tough as balls. Best 4x4 that does sick dose's

"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"

by Theleegenddherself October 14, 2017

dawn patrol

surfing at dawn to a hard core surfie its like most ppl going to a coffee shop in the morning

me " bro dawn patrol at the pier, the wedge and salt creek rock my socks

by "BaddAssKiwi" April 15, 2004

patooser

a word that can be used to describe anything good

hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

by Jessica H, jessi wessy April 16, 2008

pancake patrol

Created in May of 2005 by 'beachfront noob' and 'pancake patrol', The Pancake Patrol is regarded as the greatest HALO clan in the world. In June of 2007, 'beachfront noob' recruited William Jackelson McJimbelson (most commonly known as Billy) to lead the Pancake Patrol at a rape rehab clinic in Saudi Arabia. Billy has lead the Pancake Patrol to an astonishing Team Slayer win percentage of 14% since taking over, previously the Pancake Patrol had never one a game. Since the initial two members of May 2005 membership rates have ballooned to 25,000,000 in the state of Rhode Island alone.

-Billy, quick crouch walk behind me as I run at them with my double popcorn guns blasting.
<Double Kill>
-Pancake Patrol is the coolest. Let's do all of 'em real good.

by beachfront noob March 26, 2008

Chav Patrol

A Gang of chavs with nothing else to do, so they walk around looking for trouble. Anyone can be a victim, senile raping is common and a kid walking home from basketball is a prime target.

A 10 Year old walks home and all of a sudden a bunch of chav patrol come around the corner and steals her stuff and verbally abuses her.

Mother Dean is walking home with her shopping nd chavs knick her food and push her in a ditch and run.

by Adam D soldia September 14, 2006