A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
Get the non-friend mug.A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.
Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
by mistral7maud August 19, 2012
Get the Non-Parent mug.A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.
Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
by Clawdea December 3, 2011
Get the Non-Reader mug.Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!
What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!
by Cappy C January 9, 2023
Get the Non-Planner mug.Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.
He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020
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Get the Non existent mug.A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.
by Summers May 13, 2005
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