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Microsoft Minute

A unit of measure where the descriptive term is never the same value and always unknown.

Defined by:
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds
A: Dude, this Olsen video I'm downloading is gonna be sweet!
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!
by Quilly123 May 19, 2006
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Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.
Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.
by principessash August 26, 2009
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Mittagong

A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.
Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.
by dr_habib April 9, 2011
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in a minute

ghetto way of saying in a long time
Tyrone: What's good Darius?
Darius: What up cuuuuh. I ain't seen you in a minute.
Tyrone's IQ went down after hearing that and got autism.
by Dasanigga March 29, 2015
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Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011
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fish mitten

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)
A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.
by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004
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New York Minute

An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.
When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.
by James December 8, 2003
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