2 definition by principessash

James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.