2 definitions by principessash

Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

by principessash August 26, 2009

Floormouth

A person who consumes food that has been on the floor.

James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.

by principessash July 5, 2011