Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)

I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.

by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating

Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.

by Biz^2 January 8, 2008

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.

"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."

by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015

masturbational

the act of being part of the masturbation cycle for a male or female.

as part of a young man's masturbational career, he begins yanking off to Disney and Nickelodeon cast members and eventually ends up on porn hub.

by haeg April 17, 2017

Masturbation Audience

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story

That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.

by ZingleZee November 18, 2019