Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
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"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
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right lets get this straight, because not all north easterners are geordies...
newcastle, geordie... "alreet meert am off doon tha pub leek"
sunderland, mackem... "that grin grursahs the evulist blurk in ahllah sundahlund, what with his shap by tha curst in rurkah n ahl tha"
middlesboro/hartlepool, smoggie... "arite mate, lark mah perple shert? ive had it for therty yers"
darlington, darloid... "eyah meerte, cun lenz twenny pey could yer?"
there you go.
newcastle, geordie... "alreet meert am off doon tha pub leek"
sunderland, mackem... "that grin grursahs the evulist blurk in ahllah sundahlund, what with his shap by tha curst in rurkah n ahl tha"
middlesboro/hartlepool, smoggie... "arite mate, lark mah perple shert? ive had it for therty yers"
darlington, darloid... "eyah meerte, cun lenz twenny pey could yer?"
there you go.
darlington is 50 miles from newcastle, 40 from sunderland and 20 from middlesborough. WE ARE NOT ALL GEORDIES!
by southerner in the north January 13, 2005
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Oi he reminds me of Mackenzie
by Chav_Nonce February 6, 2018
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Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!
Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!
Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!
Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!
by DouganPH October 6, 2016
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2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006
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Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.
A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.
A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
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