Backwards logic

When an individual attempts to rationalize things that absolutely makes no sense whatsoever.

“WHY would you get married KNOWING that you’re STILL going to cheat on her?? Because you think that you can STILL get away with it?
That’s BACKWARDS LOGIC!!!

by theultimatelibra February 6, 2020

Arnav Logic

When someone uses reasoning that makes almost no sense, yet somehow seems to win arguments in a negative*negative = positive fashion.

Dude A: B is the imposter
Dude B: How is that possible
Dude A: You were in electrical and you vented there
(B was the imposter)
Dude B: Man I was in navigation and nowhere near electrical. A used some Arnav Logic right there.

by newbugs September 29, 2020

circular logic

What Believers use to rpove their bleifs.

circular logic:

Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...

by ParagonofParagons January 5, 2008

ligistics

The different characteristics of a website, specific to one site. This can include sections of the website or how a website defines different members/ friends.

Andrew: I don't have a single YouTube subscriber.
Haley: I thought you had one?
Andrew: No, I have one friend, not a subscriber.
Haley: I apologize I do not know the YouTube ligistics..

by 2teesandabone March 22, 2011

girl logic

An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.

Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.

Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.

by ComradePinko December 25, 2008

Logic Sense

When someone who has neither logic nor sense; but yet, wants to sound as if they have both. They will claim that they have, "Logic sense!"

Person A, "Grow a brain and then try making a thread."

Person B, "Shut Up, I have a brain dumbass, if I didnt I wouldn't be alive. I use logic sense. Piss off."

Person A, "Haha logic sense?

by another__penguin March 30, 2009

zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.

A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.

by Thomas L. Vaultonburg September 11, 2005