lagerquist

the last name of awesome people who are really hot.

wow he so cool I bet he is a lagerquist

by gorge holdend November 13, 2019

Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

Dirty Bristow Lager Top

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013

loker

A person or animal who is totally obsessed with a particular thing.

Coco the cat is a licorice loker. Shera is a coffee loker.

by Bernadette December 21, 2003

linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

Ligerous

H4h4h4!!1 H3 1s t3h N3wb13!!!1~

M4ST3R oF t3H EAST C0MM0nL4nDS!!1~

H4h4h4h4 L1g3R0uS is T3h r4Ng3R N3WB!!

by Mararia December 3, 2003

logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.

You are a logger, because you log on!

by The Logger March 8, 2008