John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.

1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."

John Locke by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006

Davy Jones' Locker 

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.

Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.

Davy Jones' Locker by Tavita April 15, 2006

leg locker 

A commonly used term for a crazy girl. When you are having sex with her and you are about to climax, instead of letting you pull out she locks her legs around you in an attempt to have you ejaculate inside of her.

Jeffrey: Hey bro I think I'm gonna ask Cynthia out on a date.

Ricardo: No dude steer clear from that she's a leg locker!
Jeffrey: Dude you're right she said she does jiu jitsu!

leg locker by Salsa<3 December 19, 2015

locker room cock 

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.

hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!

locker room cock by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

lockett 

A last name worthy of a princess or prince, they can accomplish anything that they put their mind to and only want the best for everyone. But can be a bit Craby at time

Look at that person, they most be a lockett

lockett by Lili Marie February 9, 2018

Swat Locker 

Female version of "Spank Bank". A collection of images (mental or physical) stored for later use. Usually with a shower head set on pulsate.

"Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Robert Downy Jr. to star in Brokeback Mountain 2? I'm putting that in my swat locker."

Swat Locker by WhiteShirt September 4, 2013

Locker Room Talk 

Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.

When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.

Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.

This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".

Locker Room Talk by dylanfreak007 March 29, 2017