Love Leech

Love leech (noun);

a desperate man/woman that clings, controls, and sucks the life out of their lover to reap their benefits. Often times can be challenging to rip off once they’ve gotten a firm hold. They tend to migrate toward the free spirited so they too can feel free momentarily.

1. I used to date a love leech a while back...man, it was so hard to get rid of him. Felt so free once I did.

2. My love leech sent me yet another 2 page long message explaining how I hurt him so badly and why we should still be together and how I’ll be lost without him

by hanno1992 February 16, 2021

Family latcher snatcher

An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.

My dil used her family latcher snatcher skills to alienate me from my siblings.

by Emmiee August 31, 2023

deuce de leche

The shit storm a person afflicted with lactose intolerance experiences after consuming dairy.

"Whoa, dude! Travis blew up the bathroom with a deuce de leche, I'm pretty sure those mozzarella sticks were the culprit."

by BigGrubsSTM June 13, 2016

bucket of leeches

Flat ribon like stool that resembles a leech compile to make what looks to be a bucket of leeches in the toilet usually accompanied with upset stomach or the B.G.s(bubble guts)

"I was on the toilet all day nothing but a bucket of leeches every time "

"No tacos for me i don't want the be sitting on a bucket of leeches later"

by Mikey2sticks January 17, 2017

Cum sucking penis leach

Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.

Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.

by Bowman475 April 25, 2019

hooker release latch

A latch on the inside of the trunk that allows hookers to escape.

I got locked in the trunk so I had to use the hooker release latch to get out.

by Marcalypto July 31, 2022

Rayhaan (Mrs. Leach 4th Block)

A guy in our 4th block

- An absolute monkey
- Will disrupt the whole class

- Paired with Aditya and Jay, he is 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲.

- Everyone finds him annoying
- Had an awesome battle with Max(imus)

“yo, did you here what Rayhaan (Mrs. Leach 4th Block) did in today?”
“yeah! that was so crazy! everybody’s talking about it!”

by YOSHIIII June 11, 2023