mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014

like a lamb to slaughter

to o something not knowing something bad is going to happen

hey bub your going to wrestle like a lamb to slaughter

by i m not jeff September 28, 2017

Hunter Lamb

He is the former guitarist of the awesome band, Paramore..

weird guy: what's a hunter lamb?

parawhore: hunter lamb is a former band member of paramore,stupid!

weird guy: ooh.. :D

by nnda January 11, 2009

moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

by Vailima October 14, 2016

two shakes of a lamb's tail

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Little Lamb

A cute nickname to give someone when they mean everything to you, you can't sleep without them or without thinking of them. This does not refer to there size in anyway

Little lamb, you are so cute, I love you uber much

by <3Lex March 16, 2008