Drag Lag

The feeling or condition of exhaustion expereinced after a night in Drag.

After 3 nights in face, Lady Hawk had major Drag Lag.

by DrZeuss March 30, 2011

club lag

A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".

Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.

by tGitS September 17, 2010

Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.

Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.

by hectorreborn May 11, 2012

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

Pun lag

The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.

John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!

by A true mon ami September 6, 2013

Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017

Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020