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Gary Keen

A keen, old man that is always smiling. He loves to do stuff with people and records videos for some websites.

If you see this person in public or outside your home you might wanna hide or run and lock your doors.
Gary Keen did me last night!
Did you hear? Gary Keen likes to do it and breaks in!
Gary Keen IS really keen! No wonder hes' always smiling like he can do anything *wink wink*
by The Cameraman May 24, 2023
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clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.
by Scotty May 21, 2003
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max maxkeenan keenan

"Max maxkeenan Keenan is the best!"
by Max maxkeenan Keenan November 21, 2021
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All drizzy No Kleenex

Slang used when an individual is talking all that shit, but never backs it up
You know Quavan talks all that shit but he’s all drizzy no Kleenex. Punk ass bitch.
by Deunkfailure January 28, 2023
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Ballyhoo! Kleenex

After falling asleep with a woman (or man) you aren't proud you just had sex with, you wake and go in the bathroom and poop. You do not wipe your ass. When you get back to the bed, you wipe your dirty ass on the sheets and then roll her (him) over into it. Suggest you leave before morning. The Ballyhoo! Kleenex.
"Dude, are you even aware of the hideousness that took you home last night?"
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."

"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."
by SGT Cheese Hater September 2, 2013
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Keene

A boring little white college town where everything closes early and the people go to sleep, with the exception of two bars. The residents are sheltered and stuck in their ways. A town where the amount of students who aren't white in the local high school can be counted on two hands. A town that lost the only thing it had to Boston (a world record regarding lit pumpkins), o wait, they still have Jumangi (it was filmed there)
Keene, NH, it's in Cheshire county, about an hour from everything
by Trapped Resident December 9, 2008
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Kleenex

Insulting word for a girl you use for sex once then get rid of, like a used paper tissue.

Also see Kleenex fuck and fuck 'n' chuck
Q: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
by nikki.taylor September 25, 2010
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