Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

Kinderwhore

"kinder" (pronounced kin-der) Comes from the German word "kinder", which means "children"

Definition:
A grown woman who dresses in clothing meant for a young girl. Or a young girl who dresses older and too sexually suggestive for her age.

a grown woman who's wearing clothing that's way too tight and has words like "baby" or "sugar" written on it.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005

Kinnery

Kinnery is a diamond named after the Canary Diamond. It is very beautiful, shiny, and always sparkling.

Daaamnnn, check out the Kinnery

by Diamond Gal March 25, 2011

kinder schlagen

the act of beating up a child repeatedly

Bob kinder schlagened John.

by tothexpower January 11, 2009

kinkers

a male mokey lover who liek to play with palmer, his gray haired mum who retired because she seen a ghost(thats why she has grey hair) and palmers dad who cries when wacthing E.R

kinker and palmer monkey lover baptist

by slaw May 26, 2003

Kindershardner

Someone new to the world of smoking methamphetamines or "shards"

You turned her into kindershardner by introducing her to meth!!!

by Lin-Z June 28, 2006

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022