Kinder Bueno

Also known as "heaven" a Kinder Bueno is the yummiest chocolate ever invented in the universe. Not only is a Kinder Bueno a form of chocolate, it can also be used as an anti-depressant. Once consumed Kinder Bueno's make people forget their life's troubles.

Olive: i gotta do my essay, im so FKD!!!!
Porky: do it you emo kid.
Olive: I cant though...im stupid!!!
Porky: settle down. Have a Bueno. *hands Olive an empty Kinder Bueno wrapper*
Olive: it's empty -(
Porky: LOL i know, i ate it.
Olive: oooooo that's why you're so happy... and fat -)

by DWI.LAG May 19, 2009

kinder bueno

No problem, all good

Can you please send me those changes....kinder bueno. Will do.
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Wi

by chocolate producer October 26, 2010

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

Dirty kinder Bueno

The act of the female shoving there fingers up a males ass and then giving them a kiss afterwards

Teo: I got given a dirty kinder bueno by keira yesterday.
Tyler: oh isn't the dirty kinder Bueno when you have your girl shoves her fingers up your ass
Teo: yeah it feels great

by BickDickJamahl April 20, 2022