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idoc

Used as an Instagram post captions for beautiful independent women to confuse their boyfriends on the meaning.

This is caption is strategically unclear as a way to put more focus on the pure beauty and smiles going on in the photos, rather than posting without a caption "idoc" is used in its place.
Girlfriend: *Instagram post caption* "IDOC !! part 1"

Boyfriend: I don't know what this means, but damn she is beautiful!
by LongJonTheArchitect October 13, 2020
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Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"
by Vagicianer February 5, 2014
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Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"
by Vagicianer February 5, 2014
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Indo Pak

A common word used for measuring quantity. In increasing order, the sequence would be: a couple (2); some (3); indo pak (4); a handful (5).
Freddy: Say, Cholly, you want a handful of these downers?
Cholly: Naw - I already ate some this am...but I could step it up a notch. How bout an indo pak?
Freddy: SASHHHH
by Handi Panty October 2, 2007
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indo

A personal supply of marijuana for distributors that will not result in overall profit margins being less than expected.
See also purso
Yo, that shit betta be indo or your off my books.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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Indochine

A Club in Zurich where the magic happens ;)
Girl 1: I'm going to Indochine tonight
Girl 2: Ohh, be prepared ;) you might get some tonight!
by LILALULELI October 25, 2010
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Indicktance

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
by Dualies December 11, 2010
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