Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Daymug. theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022
Get the I love my husband ass print moremug. by Dude Regular October 24, 2010
Get the Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbandmug. this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.
"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
by niggo_mode April 17, 2019
Get the hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out heremug. -Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON
- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON
- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.
by Janasmim December 23, 2016
Get the husbandmug. A lucky sexual encounter, following which the girl falls in love wid the guy, and ends up proposing, leading to a “REAL” and EXTREMELY GROOVY marriage.
by biyatch November 30, 2021
Get the Mishap Husbandmug. An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.
I need a sword husband like Aragorn.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
by wordporn666 January 27, 2022
Get the Sword husbandmug.