Herb Cookie

A gay character from the "Cookie Run" games witch has a lot of fangirls and just wants to plant flowers. ( herb cookies are actually a thing and they are literally cookie with leaves in them)

person1: Hey, i made some herb cookies!

person2:You made wHaT

by idk who i am either December 3, 2021

Herbaphile

noun

An individual with a paraphilia where they are sexually aroused by touching grass.

Jane was such a herbaphile, always out there rubbing herself against the lawn.

by Ricky Linderman January 28, 2023

Urb Herb

Marijuana grown within an urban area.

"Oh man, you got that urb herb." - Human one
"Yep, grown in Jungle Jimmy's closet on the 10th floor." - Human two

by RackOfLamb June 8, 2016

Mason Herbert

a sexy lad with a sexy bitch who everyone loves

mason herbert is one sexy man

by gangbanger7629 September 2, 2021

John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023

The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.

“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”

by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023

step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.

(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'

by marion ette May 12, 2015