
When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.
Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.
by Joker Jay February 12, 2009

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by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.
Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?
Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
by freedom17 November 10, 2011
