Handbanging

male masturbation.

Cliff: Where's Timmy?
Timmy's Mom: He's upstairs handbanging.

by NADERAGE July 7, 2010

Handbag Husband

A Husband or Boyfriend a woman can show off to her friends to get their approval and make them jealous. A gold-diggers target. A Narcissist's wet dream.

She didn't love him, she was incapable of emotional involvement, he was a handbag husband, calculated to impress those she wanted people to see as her friends.

by life, but not as we know it August 4, 2020

Ha and Hanabi

The act of liking Hinta's little sister Hanabi. Created by Hamood Habibi

person 1: Bro who is ur favorite waifu?
Person 2: Ha and Hanabi, Ha and Hanabi.
Person 1: Oh understandable bro.

by guy who spits nothing but fax November 17, 2020

Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.

"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."

by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009

handburger

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.

Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.

by Pip September 5, 2003

Halfback

A flight where you fly over your destination to an airport out of the way to change planes and fly to your destination.

Man1:"I am flying from Pittsburgh to Atlanta, then changing planes to fly back northward to Asheville."

Man2: "So your doing a halfback."

by Tskillet June 14, 2009

Handbag

a) An insult used out of sheer frustration,
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.

a) James: "Why aren't you using DIV tags?"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"

b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"

c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"

by ElJManious May 26, 2009