Jigsaw guzzle

Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.

Often leads to couch pizza the following day.

Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.

by daltonjfk October 3, 2019

Peanutt guzzle

When a girl who is allergic to peanuts eats some right before a blow job to make the neck and mouth tighter she then will Gargle the cum and have the puss from her allergy mix with the cum until she kisses the guy and spits the cum and puss mixture into the guys mouth

Guy one: did you hear what Emily did with mark last night? It’s disgusting

Guy two: no what happened?
Guy one: Emily gave him a peanutt guzzle

Guy two: wtf that’s disgusting

by End_mii May 19, 2020

cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.

She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.

I am Joey Guzzle

by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021

Muzzle Guzzler

When a guy cums in a condom, he flips it inside out and the girl sucks it clean

Damn, she’s one hell of a muzzle guzzler

by Asshat6152 December 18, 2021

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

Windex guzzler

A real born in fleshing fucking dumbass, unloved by all family and fucking pain in the dickbag.

Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.

by Paichni December 19, 2021