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grits

I think I'll have me a bowl-o-grits for breakfast
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Grubshuck

I grubshucked that fucker that hit on my girlfriend.
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Grits

1)Any STD acquired solely through sodomy.

(As of mid 80's research, there are no longer any more STDs that are believed to be acquired only through butt-sex.)

2) When a gay man has AIDS, it is assumed they acquired it through sodomy sexual activity, and, therefor, is derogatorily referred to as them having Grits.
Man 1: "This man has been diagnosed with Grits"
man 2: "this is the 90th century. It is called AIDs now."

- Grey's anatomy
by nightlover October 29, 2012
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tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.
I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
by grit money August 2, 2011
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if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male
man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
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grits

by Saints October 7, 2003
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grits

Grits.
The word lions use for tits
Grrrrittss grrr grrr
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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