gruntled

the opposite of disgruntled. or happy.

person 1 damn that bitch was all up in my kool aid so i had to put the slap down on her face! she ended up calling the po-lice

person 2 oh harriet your stories of entertainment keep me gruntled through the whole day!

by lolykatt March 9, 2009

grunt berry

When your ass is really hairy and you sometimes get random shit (no pun intended) whether its actual shit, or underwear lint, stuck in said ass hair. Then you find it and it looks like a little gnocci and you pull it out and grunt. Hence the name grunt berry. The berry is usually fibrous and full of protein if you have a dog or cat they will most likely eat it.

"Dude I just pulled out a grunt berry the size of a fucking golf ball." "Here doggy, who likes the skippy peanutbutter??! Eat my grunt berry bitch!"

by Santiago Arroba March 16, 2008

Grest

1. Great and the Best. It is commonly meshed together to form grest.

2. An interesting way to say great breasts.

3. A typo

1. That adorable bear is the Grest.
2. She got dem grests. Like damn baby!
3. That bear is the grestest. He likes to ride on roombas and hide under couches and attack toes

by Certified in life February 3, 2019

cunt grunt

1. A fanny fart.
2. An insult.

1. Fuck me Sarah that was a beastin Cunt Grunt.
2. Bob your such a Cunt Grunt

by Dean Frame June 21, 2006

grunties

A homosexual ranger in Talisman.

We we're all having a fun time, then Grunties came and wierded us out.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Gruntmuffin

To put a cupcake in a girl's mouth, put your cock in it, and let her lick all the icing off

"aww man"
"what"
"i need gruntmuffined"

by Sypmaster February 20, 2009