j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010

Gruffle

When you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.

Aaron unexpectedly put his butt on my arm and gruffled me.

by fickleone May 25, 2013

gaff

an empty house usually with intention of having a party

lewis: my parents are on holiday so i'm having a gaff

jason: yaaaaassss i'm buzzing , haven't been to your gaff in ages

by lolxoxomm February 13, 2017

gaffle

To get arrested by the police.

I got gaffled when the cops found the weed.

by Alchemy J May 21, 2004

Gruff

A crusty exterior

To speak while laughing histerically
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Aw, this chair is really gruff

She was telling me about what was so funny at the football game yesterday, but all I heard was gruff

by Khorn October 6, 2006