fruit fruit

Gay

That guy is fruit fruit

by That boy73739202 November 8, 2017

fruit fucker

Popular comic character from the humor website known as penny arcade. Dangerous juicer device which looks like a combination of Bender from "Futurama" and R2-D2. Has been known to seriously violate an orange or two. Has a slogan: "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutritious."

Make fruit your bitch with the Fruit Fucker 2000.

by rhcbulldog July 22, 2004

forbidden fruit

Someone who is attractive but is illegal or taboo to jave sex with, for example a family member, a married person, an underage person etc.

She's forbidden fruit coz she's married

by tory borty February 16, 2013

fruit neck

someone so fat they have a fat neck

That fat guys a fruit neck.

by Fag Legs January 11, 2009

Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

by chimmler December 23, 2009

Pillsbury Fruitcup

The act of using various fruits all at the same time to pleasure yourself or another person passionately. All holes of the body must be filled.

Dude, I just gave myself a pillsbury fruitcup!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!

by The Master Of All Things Fruit September 25, 2010

oyster fruit

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013