A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.
by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017
Get the flat cat mug.A flat slut is somebody named Amy who has been in a terrible sexual accident and had their face smashed against a woman's extremely flat breasts. This caused her face to become as flat as a piece of paper. If you ever meet a Flat Slut, don't get too close because she will reel you in and turn you into a condescending dick who gets really annoyed when their threesome with Amy doesn't go to plan because Geraldine doesn't know how to use a vaginal condom.
Guy 1: "Ugh, I met this flat slut at college today."
Guy 2: "Ew, was she flat?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, flat as a rat"
Guy 2: "Ew, was she flat?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, flat as a rat"
by PshycoComedian November 22, 2017
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Get the Flat squared mug.Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.
by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011
Get the Cranie Flat mug.“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat”
“Phahahahahah”
“Fuck off”
“Flat hed”
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“He think the earth is flat”
“Phahahahahah”
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“Flat hed”
by Stayout February 26, 2019
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Get the flat-line mug.Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.
My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!
by Sunshyne January 22, 2019
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