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flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
by Notikk July 28, 2009
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flatter-blatter

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out
ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again
by marine January 15, 2004
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Faster

A guy feeling so comfortable. So they ask there girl go faster.
Guy"Go faster alexa!"
by Your horny friend April 12, 2020
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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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flusterchuck

the term used to describe a person in the act of being/becoming flustered and/or frustrated.
My housemate has his weed, but cannot find the bong. He is now flusterchucking.
by bigGrillups April 9, 2009
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flatterance

flatterence, flattering, you get the gist.
I suppose I'll have to redirect my flatterance (def a word) to you
by d@rwin April 28, 2021
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cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.
Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...
by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010
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