Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!

My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.

by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021

ferals

people from Port Adeaide (no offense)

Ferals do it better!

by i chose not to disclose this information July 12, 2003

fray

Based in Bonnie old Cumbria, basically used to replace the word 'from'

Tell us where ya fray? - Translated - Tell me where your from?

by Don Grizzle April 7, 2005

feral librarian

A professional who works in an academic library, but does not have a MLS or MLIS degree. They often recognize that they are not the gatekeepers of information, only facilitators to discovery.

Dude, did that feral librarian actually say that Wikipedia was an OK place to start researching for my paper, and I just have to dig a bit deeper?

by bfrombrandeis April 9, 2010

Martins Ferry

-Hardies
-Stinky Pussy
-HIV
-AIDS
-all other STD's

~look under "bellaire" for more definations and examples~

Dude, which is worse...people from bellaire or martins ferry?

by Chad Brinker July 14, 2003

Feral

Aussie slang for a hippy. Ferals have dreadlocks, tie'n dies with loud, obnoxious neon colours, tents for pants, about 60 different bracelets and necklaces, smoke copious amounts of weed, never get tired of listening to reggae (and can actually tell songs apart), and are not too hot on working (they usually don't) or on personal hygiene. They commonly have only shit to their names (in order not to be bound by the system) and will happily ask you for food/booze/cigarettes/drugs/money/a ride/a place to stay or all of the following. You can have fun with ferals : eg : put a huge padlock in their ear gauges and throw the key in a sewer, preferably right in front of them. They're also non-violent, so knock yourselves out!

Yeah, I think we definitely lost bill, he's gone feral. After doing dreadlocks he got tattoos and quit his job. He bought a 4wd to go live in the bush somewhere, haven't had any news in three months.

by Spyan January 31, 2020

'fray

To defray, to bear or pay all or part of the cost of something.

My rent is too expensive, I need to do something to 'fray it.

by Debbie Voise February 23, 2009