FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.

Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it

by geechas May 23, 2011

Facebitch

JFK...n' Dys...
1.To be on facebook and complaining about something.
2.Just Facebooking in general.
3. When Facebook is being a bitch(such as, facebook being slow, etc.)

Facebook Status:
I really hate my life...
Some people need to get a life...
I'm so depressed and I have no friends...
I am sad, I feel like I should "Facebitch".

by jfk1116/Dys October 31, 2011

facebagger

A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments

I wasted the whole weekend thinking I could have a reasonable discussion with facebaggers.

by thebiscuit January 25, 2012

facebackbushing

escaping out of somewhere backwards so your face cant be seen, dodging and ducking and hiding behind things

facebackbushing out of the office

whose that? .....i divn't nar....they're facebackbushing outta here so i cannit see who it is.

by bobbijanethegreat November 9, 2012

Faceblock

A mental condition wherein the victim/sufferer receives a Facebook friend invitation, can clearly see the he/she and the sender share many mutual friends, but can't for the life of Pete, remember who the hell this person is.

I see you are friends with ______ . I just received a friend invite from her and am experiencing a severe case of Faceblock. How do I know this person?

by Mr. Slappa November 13, 2012

Facebarcissism

(Noun) The act or habit of liking your own Facebook status.

Facebarcissism is starting to pop up all over my news feed, it's so annoying to see it's affecting several of my friends.

Also: Facebarcissist
Johnny is such a facebarcissist, there isn't a status that he writes that he won't like.

by FriendAndy.com November 15, 2012

Faceblurg

When a discussion or blog on Facebook transends the original topic to another topic so polorizing that it turns derisive, and is peppered more with insults than opinions and/or facts.

How did a discussion on feral cats turn into an argument on abortion....it turned into a real faceblurg....

by woodan2 February 28, 2013